Not Me Monday: Things I Have Not Said or Sung Recently

Recently, I have not said, and I have especially not sung, any of the following:

Antibiotics make me sick.

Stop talking and get your discussion work done.

Did we get a picture of that for the blog?
What number are you on? (referring to workboxes)

(during Mathletes) Could you have a room with only two walls?

(Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies) Now, listen to my story 'bout a man named John, a rich New Yorker living high-on-the-hog. Had Standard Oil, the only oil company. And that my friend is a monopoly. Rockefeller, that is. Rich man. Off Texas Tea.

No, I can't make a birthday cake for Wooly (the plush toy lamb).

(The next day) No, I won't make a birthday cake for Rosey (the plush toy robin).

(The day after that) No, I won't make a birthday cake for Teagan (the plush toy Towhee).

All I want for Christmas is a big mug of chai tea!

(to Michael) Did you move us while I was asleep? It's too cold to be Georgia? Can we move farther south?

What are you doing out of bed… again?

No, we did not get sick from singing about Germany. (emphasis on "Germ")

Yes, I took Wooly's temperature, too. He's normal.

Cleaning your floor does not mean shoving everything under the bed.

I don't know why Lichtenstein is so small. (pause for question) No, it's not because Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs live there.

Stop talking about diarrhea and get back to work.
Yes, you must put on the funny yellow shirt. Mommy needs the picture for her blog.

Nope. Not ME... no way!

More about Mathletes

After posting, Mathletes Has Begun, I received a few questions about the program and wanted to pass on a little more information about the Math Olympiad and how I manage our Mathletes group.

For those of you interested in the Math Olympiad, it is a national program that is open to homeschoolers, and the enrollment deadline for the 2009-2010 school year has been extended to Oct.30. You cannot enroll individually, but must be sponsored by your local hsa or other homeschool group. I suggest calling the the folks at MOEMS (Math Olympiad for Elementary and Middle School) if you have any questions concerning your eligibility. I have called them several times with numerous questions, and they have always been helpful. I have not had to send them any official documentation of my local hsa's sponsorship. I did present the idea to my hsa board for approval before including our association information on the MOEMS registration form.

The Olympiad releases two five-question math exams each month, November through March. One test is for elementary students, 4th-6th; the other is for middle school, 6th-8th. 6th graders have the option of taking either exam. I have mine take the elementary exam. Some teams have all students, 4th-8th, take the middle school exam. There are a number of options. Their information pages explain in detail how the program works.

The cost per team (US, Canada, and Mexico) is $89 if you choose to receive the tests and report your scores online. If you wish to receive the tests/report via snail mail, the cost is $99 per team. If you want to receive an elementary test and a middle school test, you must register as two teams and pay two fees. I divide the membership fees by the number of students on the team and charge per student. With 7-12 members on the team each year, the cost has been around $15 per student.

The program is available to students outside the U.S., Canada, and Mexico. See the MOEMS site for more information.

The five exam problems are always challenging word problems, but I have seen a lot of growth in Orville, who is participating for the second year. The parents of the children on last year's team all gave me positive feedback on the program, and all but one signed up again this year. Each participant is guaranteed to receive a certificate of participation, and each team receives a trophy for the highest scoring member. There are other awards that can be earned as well. I also award my team members points for effort and points for correct answers. When a student earns 100 points, I present him this medal. This has motivated my team to try more problems and report to me on time each week.

The Olympiad only requires the once-per-month meeting for the purpose of taking the exams. However, most school-sponsored teams meet at least once per week for practices. That is why I added in the Problem of the Week component. By emailing the problems to my team members and allowing them to email their completed work to me, everyone involved is saved a lot of time. So, in a way, I do a virtual mathletes (hee, hee to my friend who asked this). Membership on the team I sponsor is limited to those who are members of my local hsa, though. Sorry.

The Math Forum is a paid membership site and well worth the $25 for a teacher-level membership. This level of membership gives me the rights to distribute problems to the team members who are not my children. If you are interested in incorporating a problem of the week into your school schedule, the individual membership costs $15 per year. There are other membership offers that include services like mentoring and feedback. They always offer multiple explanations of how to solve each problem and other helpful features like a grading rubric. It is a great site.

Math Counts also offers problems of the week for free. Answer keys are provided for their problems as well. However, I like The Math Forum more and find their features for teachers very helpful. The Math Counts Foundation also offers a national competition for middle schoolers, available in all 50 states. Since this is the first year that I have had middle schoolers on my team, we have not competed in Math Counts yet, but I have heard great things about it.

If you have any other questions, please feel free to leave them as a comment.

Mathletes has begun.

Did you get a good look at that picture?

Look again.

What a big group I have!

Twelve kids may not seem like that large of a group, but for Mathletes, it is HUGE! The really exciting part is that there are 4th graders and 8th graders and everything-in-between graders on the team this year.

Each week I email three word problems to each participating family on Mondays. The level one problem is "easy". I would not have thought these problems were easy when I was in the 4th grade, but that's what the math folks say, so I'll go with it. The level two problems fall in the medium to difficult category; however, I did not see math like these problems until eighth grade. The level threes... well, OUCH!

Each member emails his or her answers to me on Fridays. I award each attempted problem one point. If a level one problem is correct, it earns an additional point. For each correct level two problem, I award two extra points, and I add three points for a correct level three.

I also give them one point per meeting they attend and one point per problem they attempt during each meeting. I give additional points for correct answers to these problems. 100 points= this gold medal.

We had our first monthly meeting last week. I divided the group into four teams and gave each team a sheet of five challenging word problems. They worked collaboratively to solve and when they arrived at the right answer to each problem, I told them one letter of a clue word. When they had solved all five problems correctly and had all the letters, they unscrambled the clue which revealed their prize was "candy". I find problems to give them here and here.

Next month, we will complete an Educaching activity. I will have lots to write afterward. They will also take the first Math Olympiad test. I believe the team will do very well this year as they are off to a great start!

Product Review: Sarah's Wish

As I read aloud the copy of Sarah's Wish I received for free, the boys and I were captivated from start to finish. We were left wanting more. In fact, it is Orville's wish to find the next books in the series, Sarah's Promise and Sarah's Escape, under the tree on Christmas morning.

The story is set in Ohio during the turbulent years that preceded the Civil War. Sarah, the lovable protagonist, is orphaned, and upon her mother's death, Sarah is left with huge secrets and responsibilities. While praying for her wish to come true and carrying on her mother's legacy, she learns many lessons about trust, honor, and respect. In the end, she learns that wish fulfillment is no reason for compromising one's convictions.

The author, Jim Baumgardner, writes vividly. Orville commented that he felt as though he was part of the action. In his mind, he became the characters in the book and could see his surroundings like a "movie playing in my head". The characters are so well developed that I felt as though they had become my friends, or enemies, depending on the circumstance.

Sarah is a role-model. She acts wisely for her age and trusts the Lord in difficult circumstances. The faith she demonstrates is encouraging and lives up to Mr. Baumgardner's description of the Sarah series when he says, "The books have been referred to as Christian fiction. I prefer to describe them as Young Adult fiction written by a Christian author. Sarah’s faith is important to her and she lives by it, but the books do not try to convert the reader to anything. The stories do teach Christian principals of living a good life and treating others as you would have them treat you."

Sarah has a number of good role models guiding her, too. Doc Baum is a kind-hearted man who has Sarah's best interests at heart. Granny, her caretaker, has a heart of gold and is a riot. She had us laughing so hard we thought our sides would split. There is a whole community of other interesting characters. Some are filled with compassion and good deeds, others with hatred and bigotry, yet none of their actions or words are excessive or inappropriate for young readers. Mr. Baumgardner keeps his audience in mind, and though he paints a vivid picture, he never paints it with words that young readers would be better off not reading or by infusing the story with questionable morality.

Mr. Baumgardner, who has been a delight to work with, wrote the Sarah books for his homeschooled grandchildren. His love and care shine through in his careful handling of difficult subjects. However, given the premise, an orphan who assists run-away slaves, some of the subject matter might be too mature for our youngest readers. For example, Sarah's mother dies in the first chapter. The scene is beautifully written and as a result is heart-wrenching. Though not graphic, the death scene evokes many emotions, and young children may not be mature enough to sort through the resulting feelings.

There is a slight nod to feminism as well. Sarah hopes to become a school teacher one day. When discussing her future, Granny advises her that "Ya can be what yer a mind to be, and the men cain't keep ya from it." Sarah's aspirations are not central to the story, and this is the only statement that hints at women asserting their independence from men. I thought it necessary to mention, however, for those who would find it contrary to their goals for their daughters.

Also, as with any book set during the years leading to the Civil War, there are tough issues to consider. Slavery, The Fugitive Slave Law, The Underground Railroad, and all associated moral dilemmas are front and center. Like Uncle Tom's Cabin, Sarah's Wish zeroes in on the atrocities of American slavery, and I do agree that America slavery was atrocious. However, all characters who are on the wrong side of the issues are portrayed as self-absorbed with an air of superiority while those on the right side are noble and heroic. The strong and contrasting protagonists and antagonists make for an interesting read; however, in my opinion, they also make for a one-dimensional representation of the time period.

With that said, if you think your children are mature enough to delve into these topics, Sarah's Wish could serve as a prompt for great discussion and further research on the time period, and it is an enjoyable read that promotes Christian character. I give Sarah's Wish two thumbs up and look forward to making Orville's wish come true. He isn't the only one who wants to read the next Sarah book. I want to see how her adventures continue and could use another dose of Granny's humor!

You can purchase Sarah's Wish for $9.99 at Sarah's Web. A code is included in the back of the book for a free audio download. There are no shipping and handling charges, and Mr. Baumgardner will autograph your copy. You can also purchase the other Sarah books or the Sarah's Wish audio book from the website.

Wondering if your opinion might differ from mine? It might, you know. Read a section of Sarah's Wish for yourself here or click here to read my crewmates' reviews.

Nature Friend Magazine Update: Here's how you can save....

If you read my review of Nature Friend Magazine, you know that I am a huge fan of their magazine, but not a fan of their subscription price.


An email I received from our friends at Nature Friend gave me a reason to smile (and post this review update). There are two great ways that you can save on Nature Friend Magazine.


1. You can enter the coupon code BLOG93 to receive a $3.00 savings on a subscription through November 30, 2009.


2. You can purchase a year's worth of 2006, 2007, or 2008 issues. Each year's collection has been Smythe-sewn and bound into a hard cover. These are top-quality books, sure to last for years to come. Currently these volumes are being offered at 30% off. There are a limited number available, so the offer runs through November 30, 2009 or until supplies run out, which ever comes first. To get the discount, use the coupon code HBV30P.

Thank you to the good folks at Nature Friend Magazine for giving us this chance to save and enjoy their great magazine.


Oh, and they have another announcement, too. If you visit this page, you can read about an up-coming writing contest for ages 6-17. The winners will receive new binoculars or $35, the winner's choice.

Product Review: Guardian Angel Publishing

I received five free ebooks from Guardian Angel Publishing to review as a member of the TOS Homeschool Crew. Two of the books were non-fiction teaching resources and the other three were fiction. The books differed greatly, as did our opinions of each; therefore, I will review each book separately.



Stubby's Destiny by Dixie Phillips, illustrated by Kim Sponaugle

Stubby, the donkey, learns a lesson that can best be summed up by Eph 2:10. He aspires to do things that he has determined are great but finds that Jesus has an ordained purpose for him that is greater than anything he imagined for himself. Stubby's job requires humility, but through his service, Jesus is glorified.

Everyone in my family enjoyed Stubby's Destiny and thought it taught a good and Biblical lesson. We thought the ending was a little predictable because the story is based on a very familiar Bible story. However, I can imagine younger children being surprised by what happens to Stubby, enjoying it much more than we did and learning a Bible lesson in the process.

The full-page illustrations added to our enjoyment. The artwork is very well done.

Each member of our family ranked Stubby's Destiny on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the best book ever and 1 being the worst. Stubby received an average score of 8 from the Olive Plants family.

Earthquake! by Susan J. Berger, illustrated by Eugene Ruble

This book begins by explaining the science behind earthquakes. There are a number of good charts and pictures that we found helpful. "Factoids" are included on almost every page with interesting tidbits about earthquakes. One science experiment is included as well.

The book concludes with a very thorough section on preparedness. The advice included explains how to best protect yourself during an earthquake and how to create an earthquake plan, including what emergency supplies should be kept on-hand and how best to store them.

Earthquake! received an average score of 6 from us. My boys were a little scared by the topic (not by the presentation) which probably skewed their scores some.

Rainbow Sheep by Kim Chatel

This is a sweet, imaginative story in which the main character, Genevieve, interacts with a sad rainbow. In the end, the rainbow finds happiness, and Genevieve's flock becomes sheep of many colors.

Rainbow Sheep is well written and was enjoyed by every member of our family. The book is illustrated with photographs of felted scenes. These scenes added depth and warmth to the already touching story. We kept trying to stroke the pictures because they seemed so real and inviting. In addition, instructions for felting your own story illustrations are included.

Rainbow Sheep scored high with a 9.

The Sum of Our Parts: No Bones about It by Bill Kirk, illustrations by Eugene Ruble

This was our least favorite of the five books.

Each page contains an illustration of a particular bone or group of bones with a portion of a rhyme about the bone names . There is also a "factoid" included on each page. The factoids do not always directly relate to the illustrated bone. For instance on the page for the pelvis, the factoid is about the stirrup (the little bone inside the ear). They are not always that unrelated. However, the factoid is positioned on the page more predominately than the rhyme and caught my attention first. It took me some time to "clue into" the arrangement of the book and be able to follow it.

Once we worked past the initial confusion, we enjoyed the rhyme and thought it was a good way to learn the names of the bones and how they are connected.

In my opinion, the illustrations are a little odd. The bones themselves are sketched in a style that did not appeal to any member of my family. Additionally, each bone has a smiley face drawn on it. None of us thought this "worked", including my children. They commented that it looked a little scary.

We gave this book a very low score of 4.

Maybe We Are Flamingos by Safari Sue Thurman, illustrated by Kevin Collier

This was our favorite of the five. Okay, it's about birds which may have influenced them a little…. Nonetheless, Maybe We Are Flamingos is such a cute story with a great moral. It is filled with good, clean fun and humor. The joke within the story had my boys brainstorming alternate versions. That is difficult to explain in detail without giving away too much, but trust me, we were coming up with new ideas and laughing about it for days after our reading.

The moral of the story is a good one, too. Amidst the laughter, we also felt sympathy for the flamingos and cheered for their happy ending. The full-page, brightly-colored pictures were eye-catching and added to our enjoyment as well. We used our projector again to display this book on our living room wall.

Maybe We Are Flamingos was a winner with us, and we gave it a 9.5.

My overall impression of Guardian Angel Publishing is that they offer a wide variety of books that serve different purposes and that will appeal differently to each reader. I tended to like their fiction books more than the non-fiction. However, as their non-fiction publications pack a good amount of information into a relatively small book, you may find exactly what you need for a unit study or for further reading on a topic. Likewise, fiction and the creative slant given to the non-fiction books I reviewed leaves a lot of room for subjectivity. You may have a different experience with each book than we did.

All in all, I think they have a good selection and encourage you to check out Guardian Angel Publishing's website. Each downloadable ebook costs $5. The books are also available in CD and print formats. Prices vary; click the link to each individual title for more information.

You can also read what my crewmates had to say by clicking here.

Nature Friend Magazine

If you read Olive Plants regularly, you know that bird watching, nature studies, and journaling are staples in our homeschool. The free two-month subscription to Nature Friend Magazine that I received as a part of my participation on the TOS Homeschool Crew has been the perfect compliment to our studies of God's beautiful creation.

What first caught my attention was the photography. Exquisite! When each magazine arrived, the boys and I had to stop what we were doing and enjoy the oodles of photographs of birds, forest creatures, reptiles, and more. There are several half-page and full-page photographs (one issue even included a double-page spread) which were so vivid that we felt as though we were getting an up-close view of the real thing- a nature-lover's delight.

My boys also enjoyed the games and activities. They looked for hidden objects, went on a scavenger hunt, and completed crossword puzzles. They had a great time and learned a lot in the process.

Their favorite Nature Friend feature was the "You Can Draw" page. Each month readers are challenged to draw a particular plant or animal. In the issues we received, instructions were given on how to sketch a sunflower and a black bear. .

Readers may submit their drawings, and they may be featured in a later issue. Readers may also submit articles, questions, or picture captions which may be included in future issues as well. There were a number of articles, photographs, and drawings included in the issues we received that were the work of children. My boys enjoyed seeing and reading the work of kids their age which inspired them to work on submissions themselves.

Last but not least, I must mention the articles. Nature Friend
Magazine is filled with well-written, high-interest articles. They are written so that a child can understand them but are not "dumbed-down". Best of all, they are written from a creationist standpoint. Each magazine contains Bible quotes and statements that acknowledge God as Creator. Your children will learn science but not the anti-Biblical, evolutionary sort. Instead, they will be taught that "Thou hast created all things, and for THY pleasure they are and were created." Rev 4:11.

As an added bonus, my subscription included an accompanying study guide inside each issue. Within were additional games, questions and extension activities based on the articles. Further research is encouraged. There are also two bonus features contained in each study guide: lessons in creative writing using nature as a springboard and "The Photo Critique" which offers great nature photography tips.

A one-year subscription costs $36, or you can save by subscribing for 2 years and pay $68. The study guides cost an additional $2 per issue, or $24 per year. I would LOVE to continue our subscription but cannot afford to do so right now. I give the magazine itself two thumbs up and am going to add a third thumb to this review and point it downward for the subscription price. It pains me to do that because Nature Friend Magazine is such a high-quality publication, but I would love to see the cost come down so that it could be enjoyed by more families.

For more information on how you can subscribe to Nature Friend Magazine, visit their website.

Note: I have added an update here containing coupon codes for $3 off a subscription and a special offer on their hardbound volumes.

Top Ten Orville Moments

Today is Orville's tenth birthday. It seems like just yesterday that I saw him for the first time via ultrasound. He kicked at the scope so hard that we could see the outline of his foot in the skin covering my tummy! The sonographer told me that day to prepare myself. "This one's a corker!" she said.

Over the course of ten years of motherhood, one thing has become apparent.

She was right.

In honor of my little corker turning double digits, I have compiled a list of his most interesting moments. His top ten moments to be exact. As you read, you'll laugh. You may cry, and you'll definitely understand why I love my life as the mother of a corker.

10. When I came home from the hospital with Wilbur, Orville was only 13 months old. He was not really talking yet, except to say "ma-ma" and "da-da" and "doh". We're still not sure what that was about. Nonetheless, "doh" was the phoneme of choice for quite some time. Despite his young age and limited vocabulary, he managed to coin a term for his baby brother. He would often go to wherever Wilbur was, lay his head on Wilbur's shoulder, and say "ahhhh". Anytime someone visited us, he would introduce himself as "doh" and his brother as "ahhhh".

I can hear him saying "ahhh" every time I look at this picture.

9. Around the time Wilbur was big enough to sit up, Orville would have him sit down in the "school" area of their bedroom. It was a place where I had created a few reading spots and had painted the lower half of the wall with chalkboard paint. Above this paint, I had placed alphabet decals. Orville would point to the "A" decal and say, "Wilbur, dis is A. It day, 'aaa'." Then Wilbur would repeat, "aaaaaaaaa." He would continue, "Wilbur, dis is B. It day, 'buh'." Wilbur echoed, "buh-buh-buh-buh-buh." And so on….

I am not sure if I taught Wilbur to read or if Orville did.

8. His first complete sentence was "Nohnie (what he calls my mother) house go now." His second complete sentence was "Car Gonic (Sonic) go now." You can see where his priorities were at this stage of his life.

Orville with his dear Nohnie

7. When he was three, he insisted on buying me the present pictured below for Mother's Day. I carried it proudly anywhere I went... until the strap mysteriously broke.

I had to edit this picture since the bikini-clad woman at the bottom breaks the Olive Plants rating standards. My apologies. Please keep in mind that he was only three!

6. When he was five years old, we took him to the movie theater on the opening day of The Polar Express. Every seat was occupied. At some point in the movie, a ghost turns to the audience and asks, "Do you believe in ghosts?" Orville took this question quite seriously. He jumped from his seat faster than his dad or I could react. He pointed toward the screen, looked that ghost squarely in the eyes, and proclaimed at the top of his lungs, "NO I DON'T!!!! But I do believe in the Holy Ghost. He is God and He is good!"

NO I DON'T!

5. The next year we started bird watching. One day he came running into the kitchen yelling, "Mommy! I just saw a roadrunner!!" Because we live in Georgia, I doubted his spotting accuracy but went to the place where he had allegedly seen this bird and took a good look around. It was a brown thrasher, our state bird.

I can see how he might think that!

4. At seven-years-old, he recited Patrick Henry's infamous speech.

3. One day while at the library for story hour, the children's librarian asked, "What do mommies do?" Preschool-aged Orville promptly raised his hand. When called upon, he replied, "They cook good food and give lots of love." Can you guess his love languages?

I'll grow it, Mommy. You cook it!

2. On the day he was born, as I held him in my arms for the first time, he tried so hard to lift his head. He managed to raise it just enough to glance into my eyes for a second. I was already in love but that, my friends, sealed the deal.



1. Just last night, he fell into my arms and gave me a big squeeze followed by a kiss on the cheek. He definitely knows my love language.



Orville, everyday with you has been a wonderful adventure, from the moment you kicked at the scope during the ultrasound to the time last night that I received my last hug from a nine-year-old you.

I love you with all my heart and am blessed to be your mother.

Happy Birthday!

A 10th Birthday Bash

Orville's tenth birthday is tomorrow, but we celebrated with friends and family last Friday. We had planned an outdoor party at a local park, but the weather was questionable, prompting us to move the party to our church.

I made a cake (six cakes actually) to look like Big Ben. I guess the secret has been revealed. Orville's real name is indeed Ben. I drew a clock on the white frosting and set it for 10 o'clock. Ten candles were placed along the spire.

I placed this photo album on the gift table (which was filled and looked much nicer a few minutes after the picture was taken... silly me, I forgot to take a picture of it while it was covered in presents!). Inside the album were pictures of Ben from his ultrasound to his most recent school picture. On the cover, I hot glued a picture of him as a baby beside a recent picture of him. The caption says, "Ten Years with Ben".

As the guests arrived, I handed them a printed test. Only a teacher and his teacher wife would give a test at their son's birthday party. This test was comprised of ten questions all about Orville. His friends circled the answers they thought were correct to questions like "What is Orville's favorite color?" When everyone was finished, Orville and I revealed the correct answers. Everyone laughed at the silly answers we included on the test and cheered when they were correct.

After he and his friends demolished Big Ben, Orville opened his many presents. His sweet friends gave him candy, money, Audubon plush toys, Webkinz, board games, and Legos.

One of his youngest friends drew this picture for him. How precious!

One of the sweetest girls I have ever known crafted this easel for him. I love the gifts of little children... so simple, yet so full of love.

After a birthday dinner at Orville's favorite restaurant, we went to Papaw's and Nohnie's house for another party. Michael and I gave him this set of Play-Doh, convincing him that it was his BIG gift! Hee hee....

Wilbur gave him a Star Wars figure.

Papaw and Nohnie convinced him that this gift card was their BIG gift for him.

He also opened gifts from family and friends who live out-of-state, including a very generous gift from his paternal grandparents.

Nohnie had a lovely table set for him.

Nohnie baked a red velvet cake, per his request. Yes, we had more cake. Isn't that what birthdays are for, after all?

After we were sufficiently stuffed, we walked with him to my parents' office where we had his real BIG gift hidden...

A Piano Keyboard!
from Dad, Mom, Papaw, and Nohnie

Orville was thrilled to have a "piano" of his own to bring home.

Visit Olive Plants tomorrow as we will celebrate the actual big day with the

Top Ten Orville Moments.

A Sick Mom's First Vlog

I spent yesterday selling junk, ooops... I mean lightly used items, from our attic at a yard sale held by my local hsa. I came home from the sale with enough money in my pocket to buy a new game cabinet... YEA! And a big ol' sunburn. Boo! I forgot that sunscreen is essential, even in October.

I went to bed early with chills, thinking it was from the burn. I woke up this morning, however, with a very sore throat. I guess I got a little virus, too.

While drinking tons of hot tea, for the throat and the chills, I have figured out how to vlog... or so I hope. Tuesday is Orville's birthday, and I have a special post waiting. I've been working on it for three weeks and plan to include a video.

He had a birthday party with his friends on Friday, and I will also share pictures and all the details on how I made his cake soon. Until then, enjoy this video... my very first vlog!