Hear ye! Hear ye!
Squire Orville of The Olive Plants Academy,
under the tutelage of Lady Homeschool Dawn
and the advisement of the royal Institute for Excellence in Writing,
hast run the gauntlet of the five-paragraph essay.
His skill art hereby displayed for thy wonder
at the bloggy court of
Thou art cordially invited to witness
his act of bravery and prowess.
Should Squire Orville be dubbed
of the Knights of Rhetoric?
Leave thy proclamation hereafter.
Fare thee well!